Monday, September 7, 2009

Mars and Venus - 1

Day -- Any weekend
Time -- 3:00 pm to 4:00 om

Venusian girl: I am bored
Martian boy (playing an online game) :
Venusian girl (louder this time): I AM BORED..
Martian(Looks up and turns back to game):
Venusian : I think I am going to waste away my life as a good for nothing.
Martian (still looking at the monitor): What happened now?
Venusian (A relieved look at having elicited a response..some response): I dont know my purpose in life.
Martian (oh-no not again look): Even I dont..and I am not bothered.
Venusian (irritated now): But, I do..and I want you to bother too.
Martian: You want me to bother about my life's purpose?
Venusian: I want you to bother that I am bothered that I dont know my life's purpose.
Martian: ???
Venusian (continues in the same breath): ..and you should bother that I am not bothered to do anything about it.
Martian (totally confused..these aliens..ugh): So....should I bother that you bother or you dont bother?
Venusian (equally tangled in the web of her confusion).: ..uhhh, whatever. Shall we check out the new Forum Mall? S~ says the sale at Fabmart is on.

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